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    10 Ways To Not Lose Yourself in Parenthood

    My husband and I were celebrating my birthday in Hawaii back in 2007 when he looked at me in a champagne-haze and uttered the phrase, ā€œI’m so happy with you, but if you woke up tomorrow and said you wanted to have a baby with me, I’d be so happy.ā€ What a waste of a […] More

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    10 Strange Skills You Develop as a Parent

    School started for my kids last week and it was the best week of my life. Okay, not the best week of my life, but pretty darn close. It was, however, the best week of my 1-year-old twin’s lives. They are blissfully free of the over-abundance of sometimes painful and questionable ā€œloveā€ given to them […] More

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    The Hardest Truths We Have To Teach Our Children

    My little girl, my second little love, began VPK this year. She’s four-and-a-half, and she’s spunky. She’s exceptionally stubborn, she likes things done very precisely and she is not a fan of change. No, that’s not truthful of me. She hates change. If she catches me with her bedroom furniture moved so that I can […] More

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    10 Things My Kids Have Totally Wrong

    I’m just going to come right out and say it; kids are kind of dumb. It never ceases to amaze me how little tiny humans can be so intelligent and insightful and yet still so stupid. I mean, really; it’s kind of embarrassing. For example, my best friend/cousin-in-law and I walk each night around the […] More

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    An Open Letter to All You Teenage Girls At the Swimming Pool

    Self-respect is a beautiful thing. Perhaps you’re too young or too busy to realize this just yet, but I can assure you that when you behave with self-respect and dignity, you are all the better for it. The beauty of our country is that we can wear what we want, express our individuality in ways […] More

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    The Types of Parents that Teachers Secretly Hate

    Your child’s teacher probably hates you. Okay, that was kind of rude. She doesn’t ā€˜probably’ hate you, she definitely hates you if you are the kind of parent listed here. To be upfront and honest, no; I am not a teacher. I love my kids, but I love not being surrounded by 20 kids all […] More

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    10 Things I Can’t Believe I Do Everyday As a Parent

    Parents are known for being a bit on a crazy side. It’s all right; it’s something we have to learn to embrace as we learn more about parenting and become more comfortable in this particular role of ours. If you asked me a little over 7 years ago whether or not I’d pick a booger […] More

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    Fashion Trends to Ditch Once You Become a Mom

    Mom jeans – no thanks, but just because you are a mom now does not mean that you can’t get some serious style when it comes to your wardrobe and your look. It does mean, however, that you should probably ditch a few trends and styles. Listen, I’m not all about telling people what they […] More

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    It’s OK to Be Terrified if Your Child Might be Transgender

    Caitlyn Jenner, formerly known as Bruce Jenner, is one of the most talked about people of the year. Here you have a man who, late in his life, has decided he would come out to the world as a transgender personality. He has spent his entire life fathering children, married to women and assuming the […] More

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    10 Things Your Babysitter Will Never Tell You

    Hugs, kisses and waves; and then you’re out and the kids are the babysitter’s problem. Or maybe your kid cries a lot when you leave thanks to that evil separation anxiety thing, and you have to sneak out while he or she is eating the cookies you gave him so that you can forgo the […] More

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