The 50 Wildest Florida Man Headlines of 2022

Have you ever heard of the Florida man? Well, if you haven't, you will after reading this as it has become an internet sensation since the craziest stories, for some reason, are always coming out of Florida. The Florida man headlines have become one of the top searched news stories on the internet because they are pretty entertaining and downright strange. 2022 has been a great year that has been full of Florida man headlines, and it seems that this state will always have these kinds of dudes who are always getting into the weirdest situations.
You wouldn't believe some of the things these men have done this year, and if you are interested in finding out more about Florida's most interesting people, then you should check out these 50 wildest Florida man headlines of 2022 and see what they are all about!
Florida Man Bitten By Seven-Foot Alligator in Middle of the Night
This month a Florida man was attacked by a seven-foot alligator because he had mistaken it for a wounded dog that needed help. The Florida man was walking around a motel that is located in Sarasota County late at night and noticed something in the bushes. For some reason, the man was intrigued by the sound and thought it was a dog and approached the area.

Unfortunately, he found out that it was not a dog but a good-sized alligator that took a chunk of meat out of his leg. The 49-year-old man was able to get away before he suffered any other injuries.
Florida Man Allegedly Crashed Into FedEx Truck While Receiving Oral Sex
On June 3, A Florida man crashed into a FedEx truck head-on because he was preoccupied with receiving oral sex from his girlfriend. Luckily, all the people involved in the crash had minor injuries, but the driver is facing some serious charges because that wasn't the only car they almost hit.

Police were stunned to find out that the driver was receiving oral sex from his partner, and it is good that no one was seriously hurt because he would probably be facing prison time. It is unsure what the charges are going to be on the man, but one thing is for sure, he won't be driving anytime soon.
Florida Man Attacked by Tiger at an Everglades Airboat Business
A Florida man was attacked by a tiger at an Everglades airboat business in March and suffered severe injuries to both arms. The 50-year-old was not authorized to be in the cage where the handler was feeding the tiger. For some reason, the man stepped into the cage and was immediately attacked by the tiger. Luckily the handler was able to contain the situation before the Florida man was killed.

The man was a worker at the airboat business and would help clean the grounds, so it is unsure why he jumped over the fence to meet the tiger, and he is lucky that he didn't get killed.
Florida Man Asks Police to Test His Meth to Ensure Its Authenticity
This Florida man isn't the most intelligent man in the world as he asked police to test his meth to ensure that it was actually meth. It is unsure why this man thought that it was a brilliant idea to contact the police, but people will surprise you significantly, especially those in Florida.

Thomas Eugene Colucci dialed 9-1-1 in March and wanted the cops to test his meth because he thought that it wasn't actual meth and wanted the person who sold it to him to get in trouble. The police actually tested the powdery substance and confirmed that it was meth; that was when Colucci was placed under arrest for possession of a controlled substance.
Florida Man Crushed to Death by Bulldozer While Using Porta-Potty
A Florida man was crushed to death by a bulldozer while he was using the porta-potty. This unfortunate event occurred in March at the North Central Landfill, which is located in Polk County. Aaron Henderson was a 43-year-old man who was a traffic control worker that just needed to relieve himself but unfortunately was killed due to a bulldozer crushing him to death.

For some reason, the front blade was in an upward position which was blocking the view of whoever was driving it; once the bulldozer smashed the porta-potty, the driver got out to see if anyone was inside and was surprised when he realized that someone was actually in there.
Florida Man Arrested for Allegedly Trading Vape Pens to Smell Minors' Feet
This is probably one of the weirdest Florida man headlines on the list. A Florida man was arrested in February because he was trading vape pens in order to smell minors' feet. Brandon White, the 22-year-old that was caught selling vapes in exchange to smell young girls' feet, was caught because the police started investigating him for suspension of talking to underage minors.

Smelling feet weren't the only thing that White wanted to do with these young girls; he even wanted sex in exchange for buying them vapes. It is a good thing that this creep was caught and wasn't able to hurt anyone else.
Florida Man Arrested For Drunkenly Berating Kids At Naples Beach
Stephen Joye was arrested in April by police because he was drunk and berating little kids at Naples Beach in Florida. When police arrived on the scene, Joye was lying in the sand, yelling and throwing bottles at nearby children. Joyce was reported by a father that saw the man yelling at a group of children because he thought they were stealing his beach toys.

Once the police tried to arrest Joye, he resisted arrest and even tried to punch a cop in the face. Ultimately, this crazy Florida man was charged with disorderly intoxication, public disturbance, and resisting arrest.
Florida Man Sentenced To Prison For Illegally Shipping Turtles And Snakes
A Florida man was sentenced to prison for illegally shipping turtles and snakes this March. Ashtyn Michael Rance, the 35-year-old that started selling these exotic pets illegally, was caught because he shipped 18 turtles in 2018 that were supposed to go to a buyer but ended up being confiscated by the government, who started an investigation to bring this guy in.

Rance has to serve about three years in federal prison and has to pay around $4,300 in fines. In total, the court found that the man shipped over 60 turtles which is the reason why he got a heavy sentence.
Florida Man Catapults Stolen Car Into A House By A Train
A Florida man was arrested in February because he stole a car that was catapulted into a house by a moving train. Bradford Weitzel is the name of the young man that went on a rampage and stole a car after he left the bar. Weitzel was so drunk that he ended up leaving the stolen vehicle on a set of train tracks which led to the car being sent straight into a house.

After the vehicle was destroyed, Weitzel then tried to steal a forklift and vandalized a nearby fruit stand before police arrested him. He got charged with grand theft and criminal mischief for his insane acts.
Drugs Found Wrapped Around Florida Man’s Penis During Traffic Stop
This Florida man was arrested because police were making a routine traffic stop and noticed that the man was driving without his lights on at night. The police knew automatically that the man was under the influence, so they decided to search his car and found marijuana and a gun under the driver's seat. This led the police to search the man and ultimately found that he had drugs wrapped around his penis.

The man claimed that the cocaine and meth that was wrapped around his penis wasn't his, and he was just holding it for one of his friends. He was arrested on multiple charges, including possession of a controlled substance.
Florida Men Cut Microchips Out Of Stolen Dogs In Underground Puppy Ring
A group of Florida men were caught cutting out microchips from dogs they were stealing to sell them on the black market. It is surprising that there is a market for stolen dogs, but anything flies in Florida. These men were caught all because they ended up stealing the wrong dog.

Bugsy is a French Bulldog that these men stole, and it ended up being the wrong dog to steal because the owner wasn't giving up on losing his best friend. The owner ended up posting pictures on Facebook and got some leads, which he sent to authorities, ultimately catching these sinister men.
Florida Man Accused Of Blowing Up Mailbox Over Landscaping Payment
A Florida man out of Brevard County is accused of blowing up a mailbox over a landscaping payment that went wrong. Peter Dusek, the 29-year-old arrested in May, was caught blowing up a mailbox belonging to someone who owed him money for his landscaping services. Dusek went by the man's house to collect his cash but wasn't home and was told to come by later.

Dusek drove away from the house, appeared a couple of minutes later, and put something into the mailbox, which ended up exploding a couple of minutes later. Police arrested the man as several neighbors saw what he did and alerted authorities. What he put in the mailbox also caused damage to a nearby street sign as well.
Florida Man Arrested For Allegedly Throwing Hot Ramen Noodles At Woman
A Florida man was arrested in February because he threw a bowl of hot ramen at a woman and repeated hitting her. The whole incident occurred because the man was mad that his girlfriend was allowing his dog to sit on his bed. Brandon Smith, the 21-year-old in question, told police that he was pissed off at his girlfriend and wasn't happy with her telling him what his dog can do.

Smith was charged with domestic battery and had a $5,000 bail. This wasn't the first time that Smith was in trouble with the law as he has several incidents on his record from the past.
Suspect Wearing 'Sonic The Hedgehog' Mask Threatens Florida Bank Teller
A Florida man wearing a "Sonic the Hedgehog" mask threatens a Florida bank teller. The man appeared at the Florida bank and demanded that he receive some money. He was armed with a hammer which he used to attempt to smash the teller's window. The suspect eventually gave up and fled the scene without getting what he wanted. Police showed up at the scene not long after the incident but could not detain him.

Unfortanelty, this man is still on the loose and wasn't caught by authorities since they didn't have much to go on. Police are still looking for this failed bank robber; who knows when he will pop up again.
Man Allegedly Tries Breaking Into Supermarket Store To Steal Flowers For Mom
A Florida man allegedly tried breaking into a supermarket because he wanted to get some flowers for his mother. Alejandro Gonzalez tried breaking into the supermarket in February by using a hammer on the two front doors. Gonzalez was unable to get through the security gate and gave up.

Once the store manager saw the footage, he immediately identified him to the police and was arrested not long after the incident. Gonzalez told police that he wanted to break into the store to get his mother some flowers. This guy may be a good son, but he is also pretty dumb.
Florida Man And Grandson Reel In Two Sniper Rifles While Fishing
A Florida man and his grandson were enjoying some fishing and decided to put a five-pound magnet on their fishing lines. The two were hoping to catch some fish and see what kind of metal parts were floating in the C-102 canal. To their surprise, they ended up reeling in two sniper rifles that were thrown in the canal.

Duane Smith, the grandfather who found the guns, is a military veteran and knew immediately that these weapons were used illegally since the serial numbers were scratched off. Smith contacted the local police and told them about their situation. The police took the sniper rifles in and launched an investigation into where the guns came from.
Naked Florida Man Arrested For Spraying People With Fire Extinguisher
A naked Florida man terrorized his neighbors when he pulled the fire alarm in his apartment complex and got a hold of a fire extinguisher which he used to spray anyone that was in his path. While the man was spraying everyone he saw, he was naked the whole time, which made the incident feel like something out of a movie; this would only happen in Florida.

The man was arrested as he was reported by multiple neighbors that lived in the same complex as the crazed man. Luckily nobody was injured, and he was taken into custody without any violence.
Florida Man Blames Vladimir Putin For Speeding
A Florida man was pulled over because he ran a stop sign and was speeding. What he told the officer was priceless as he said that he was speeding because Vladimir Putin made him do it out of rage. The police officer who pulled him over was shocked when the man blamed it on the Russian president.

These excuses didn't stop the Florida police officer from giving the man a citation for both of the traffic violations and even told him to have a better reason next time he got caught. This man will probably think twice before making stupid excuses next time.
Florida Man Accused Of Showing Stranger Picture Of His Genitals At Walmart
The Florida man news headlines are just getting weirder and weirder. In January, a Florida man was caught showing strangers in Walmart a picture of his genitals. The man was reported after he showed the image to a young girl that was at Walmart. The young girl told the workers at the Walmart that the man was creepy and was trying to show her his nudes.

The police were contacted and showed up at the Walmart to gather evidence and were able to get a clear picture of the man from the surveillance cameras. He was arrested a few days later by police, who charged him with showing minors indecent photographs of himself.
Florida Man Drives C8 Corvette Down Badly Flooded Street
A Florida man was seen driving a brand new C8 Corvette down a badly flooded street and was able to make it all the way through. There were several people that recorded this crazy man risking his beloved sports car by almost water locking his engine.

The only reason that this man was able to pull this off is that the Corvette is a rear-engine vehicle, which didn't allow any water to enter the engine. It is unsure if the man's sports car suffered any water damage, but one thing is for sure, he got through this flooded street.
Florida Man Killed In Bonfire Explosion During Party
A Florida man was killed in a bonfire explosion while he was enjoying a party. The 51-year-old man was attending a graduation party at the end of March and was standing next to the bonfire when it suddenly exploded out of nowhere. The older man suffered severe injuries from the explosions and ultimately died from his injuries.

Other people that were at the party said that they heard a loud hissing sound before the blast occurred. Police are unsure what caused the explosion, but there is an investigation on what the cause was. This isn't the best way for a graduation party to end.
Florida Man Almost Burned To Death After Cop Tasers Him At Gas Station
A Florida man was almost burned alive after a police officer tased him at a gas station. Jean Barreto found himself in this situation because he was running from the cops on his dirtbike and ended up being found at a gas station, where he almost died. Both Barreto and the police officer that tased him are under investigation as Barreto violated many traffic laws, and the police officer didn't have to tase him while he was filling up gas as he had to have known it was dangerous.

Luckily, Barreto survived the ordeal but received a good amount of burns from it. It is unsure what will happen to Barreto and the police officer, as everything is still under investigation.
Florida Man Threatened To Beat Code Enforcement Worker To Death With Tablet
A Florida man threatened to beat a code enforcement officer to death with his tablet when he was confronted about the way his property looked. Once the code enforcement officer started taking pictures of the man's property, that is when he started threatening him. The whole incident was caught on camera as code enforcement officers don't always know what type of people they will be in contact with.

The worker ended up calling the police, who reviewed the footage and ended up arresting the man for threatening to kill someone. This Florida man probably regrets ever threatening the officer because now he has to deal with jail time.
Florida Man In Ape Mask, And Girlfriend, Used Sledgehammer To Rob Laundromat
A Florida man tried to rob a laundromat with his girlfriend while wielding a sledgehammer. The man was able to steal over $800 from the laundromat and used his girlfriend to scout the place before he went in to rob it. The man used the sledgehammer to smash the coin machine that was located in the store.

It didn't take long for police to identify the girlfriend as she was caught a couple of days later with her hair dyed a different color. Once they had a hold of his girlfriend, it didn't take long for Florida police to find and detain the masked burglar.
Florida Man Sentenced For 5 Years Probation For Selling Monkey To Chris Brown
This is a pretty strange headline, a Florida man was sentenced to five years probation for selling a monkey to Chris Brown in Los Angeles. Federal authorities found out about the deal when Chris Brown posted the capuchin monkey on his Instagram and contacted him immediately as it was illegal to purchase this type of monkey.

Brown worked with the authorities and helped them track down the man that sold the money to him. Brown wasn't charged as he didn't know that it was illegal and even got his money back. The man was fined $95,000 and had to serve five years of probation.
Florida Man Killed By Alligator At Disc Golf Park
A Florida man was killed in May by an alligator that attacked him at a disc golf park. The man was found dead by a lake that was infested with alligators. It is unsure how the man was attacked by the alligator as no one saw the incident, but it is safe to say that the man was too close to the lake, which has many signs warning people to stay far from the water.

The disc golf park is still open, but authorities are looking to make it more clear that there are many dangerous alligators around the lake.
Florida Man Arrested For Balloon Party On His Yacht
A Florida man was arrested for having a balloon party on his yacht, which ended up polluting the Biscayne Bay. Police decided to arrest David Torres-Bocanegra because his balloon party resulted in the whole bay being littered with deflated balloons. Torres-Bocanegra was taken into custody and was charged over $22,000 in fines for his balloon party.

Locals were pissed that Torres-Bocanegra didn't care and polluted the whole bay, which could have endangered many animals and was outright disrespectful. That is why the police had to step in and arrest this man who didn't really seem to care about making such a big mess.
Florida Man Stabbed In Fight Over Breakfast Treat
In Central Florida, a man stabbed his friend because they were fighting over a breakfast treat. The two men started arguing about what breakfast treat they wanted and suddenly turned into a bloody fight. Police were able to get footage of the whole ordeal which resulted in one of the men getting stabbed with a pocketknife.

The man with the knife was arrested by police and was charged with aggravated battery with a deadly weapon. Police have gathered some evidence, and it is thought that the two men were drunk when the incident occurred. One thing that is for sure is that these men probably aren't friends anymore.
Florida Man Is Accused Of Faking A Presidential Pardon From Trump
A Florida man is accused of faking a Presidential pardon from Donald Trump while the federal government was investigating him for fraud. Alexander Leszczynski, the 22-year-old in question, thought that it would be a great idea to forge a presidential pardon that was signed by former President Donald Trump.

The reason why Leszczynski tried to forge the pardon was that the federal government seized around $350,000 from his bank account and thought that this fake pardon would get him his money back. Once Leszczynski showed the pardon to the federal government, they knew that it was fake right away. Now the man faces more charges and will probably have to serve some time in prison.
Florida Man Kills Terminally Ill Wife, Stepdaughter, And Self
A Florida man kills his terminally ill wife and stepdaughter before taking his own life. This tragic story occurred in May of this year and surprised local investigators. The 64-year-old man was taking care of both his wife and stepdaughter as they were terminally ill and, for some reason, decided that the only way to make his life better was to kill both of them and himself.

The man called the police after he shot the two women and told the dispatcher that they needed to send a police officer and that he was planning on killing himself. Once police arrived on the scene, they found all the three bodies in the house.
Florida Man Arrested After Calling 911 To Say Biden Needs To Be Put In Jail
Florida always seems to surprise everyone with their Florida man stories, and this one is no different. A Florida man was arrested after calling 9-1-1 to tell the dispatcher that President Biden needed to be put in jail.

Jacob Philbeck was arrested after calling the dispatcher several times, stating that El Chappo should be a free man and that Biden needed to go to jail. Police ended up arresting Philbeck at his home in Florida, where he pleaded guilty to his calls. Philbeck was thrown in jail on a $150 bail.
Florida Man Lands Plane With No Prior Experience
A Florida man performed a miracle when he was faced with landing a plane with no prior experience. Darren Harrison had to take control of a small passenger plane when his pilot suddenly passed out. Once Harrison had control of the plane, he contacted air traffic control and told them about the situation. Luckily, Robert Morgan was working that day as an experienced flight instructor and was able to guide Harrison to make a perfect landing at a local Florida airport.

Harrison thanked Morgan tremendously as he saved him and the pilot's life. Harrison even stated that he would be taking flying lessons with Morgan after the incident.
Florida Man Drives A Ford Mustang Up A Power Pole
Mustang drivers can be the worst sometimes, but when you have a Florida man driving one, it can get even worse. Well, this Florida man drove a Ford Mustang up a power pole which is a feat in itself. The Tallahassee Police Department was surprised to see this Mustang stuck in an upright position and wondered how the driver was able to do such a thing.

Surprisingly the man driving wasn't under the influence but just didn't know how to drive very well. Police were thankful that nobody was hurt but scolded the driver as he could have killed himself or someone else.
Florida Man Urinates On Cases Of Beer Inside Store
A Florida man was arrested because he was caught urinating on beer cases inside a supermarket. The 61-year-old man was seen urinating in the store's "beer cave" on the surveillance cameras. That is when the workers of the store contacted the police to notify them that they had a strange man peeing on all of their beer.

The man was caught a couple of days later by police and was charged with a misdemeanor for urinating in the store. It is pretty surprising that this man didn't get in more trouble as this is something that could health issues.
Florida Man Drove 112 Mph On Shoulder To Impress Girlfriend
This brilliant Florida man drove 112 mph on the shoulder of the freeway so that he could impress his girlfriend. The 19-year-old, Angelo Donnelly, is facing reckless driving charges because of his enormous ego. The man was arrested in April as a patrol officer saw how fast he was going and automatically pulled him over.

Donnelly could have his license taken away, along with his vehicle, for this stupid mistake. The patrol officer had to accelerate to 125 mph to catch up to Donnelly, who immediately pulled over and knew that he was going to be arrested.
Florida Man Seeks Bible Ban Throughout State
A Florida man seeks to ban Bibles from schools after the state of Florida started to remove books from their schools. Chaz Stevens began to advocate for the ban of Bibles because of the decision that Governor DeSantis made to ban books that dealt with the LGBTQ movement.

It is unsure how many people support Stevens, but he is completely serious about it and has even given a couple of interviews on the subject. This is something that will likely not happen, but it is good to see that you have the freedom to advocate for whatever you believe in.
Florida Man Accused Of Stealing Crossbow By Stuffing It Down His Pants
A Florida man was caught stealing a crossbow from a store by stuffing it down his pants. This clever man thought that he would be able to get away with hiding something that wouldn't even fit in his pants. Authorities have described this man as one of the dumbest criminals in the world and deserved to be caught for his actions.

Amazingly the man ended up getting away with the crossbow as employees reviewed the footage and noticed that it was missing. Police were able to identify the man and arrested him a couple of days later for shoplifting.
Florida Man Kills Mother After She Told Him Not To Smoke In The House
A Florida man kills his mother after telling her not to smoke inside the house. Seth Settle was arrested in April after he shot his mother; she wanted him to stop smoking his cigar inside the house. Settle was caught a couple of days later by police as they found his mother's body at home.

Settle didn't even call 9-1-1 but ended up fleeing. Once police caught him, Settle said it was an accident and the gun discharged itself while he was pointing it at her. Police obviously don't believe Settle and he now faces second-degree murder for killing his mother.
Florida Man Watches Spider-Man Movie 292 Times
A Florida man breaks a world record and watches Spider-Man: No Way Home 292 times in the movie theaters. Ramiro Alanis has to be the biggest Spider-Man fan in the world as nobody has come close to beating his record of watching the newest Spider-Man film. Alanis is known for breaking world records for watching movies and has even seen Avengers: Endgame 191 times.

Alanis loves to see any Marvel movie multiple times and is proud to hold the record for the number of times a Marvel film is watched. We will probably be seeing a lot more of Alanis as there are plenty of Marvel films coming out.
Florida Man Impersonates Police For Discount At Wendy’s
A Florida man was arrested for impersonating a police officer in order to get a discount on his food at Wendy's. Jesse Stover was the man that was caught impersonating police which is a severe crime and was immediately contacted by police.

It is said that Strover was a regular customer at Wendy's and would always ask for a law enforcement discount and would display his fake badge, which was really a concealed weapon badge. The only reason that the police found out was that Strover had an argument with one of the employees at Wendy's, who thought that he was lying.
Florida Man Exonerated After serving 32 Years For Murder
Amazingly, a Florida man was exonerated after serving 32 years for a murder that he did not commit. Thomas Raynard James served 32 years in federal prison because he was falsely accused of murdering someone. Recent evidence pointed out that James had nothing to do with the murder and was released from prison.

James was relieved that he wouldn't have to serve the rest of his life sentence for a murder that happened in 1990. It is good to see that he was freed from jail, but it is truly sad that this man lost so many years of his young life.
Florida Man Cuts Open Arm And Defaces Miami Holocaust Memorial
A Florida man cut open his arm and defaced the Miami Holocaust Memorial with his blood. Christopher Green, the 44-year-old man that was part of the incident, was seen by several people cutting open his forearm with a knife and smearing all of his blood on the Holocaust Memorial, which is located in Miami.

Green is known by police as a homeless man that is known to smear messages with his own blood, and it wasn't the first time that they caught him. Green was arrested and charged with vandalizing property. It probably won't be long until Green is out on the streets again, creating more messages with his blood.
Florida Man Runs Over Body Parts During A Hit-And-Run Investigation
A Florida man was arrested after he ran over body parts that were part of a hit-and-run investigation. Thomas Krummen was drunk when he drove right through an investigation scene that was being carried out by police who were investigating a hit and run that resulted in a murder. Police tried to warn Krummen, but he proceeded to speed through and ran over some body parts.

Now the young man faces several charges, which include aggravated assault with a motor vehicle, DUI, and several other violations that will keep him locked up for a while.
Florida Man Claims He’s Mick Jagger And Picks Fights At Restaurants
A Florida man was arrested after he claimed that he was Mick Jagger and was trying to pick fights with people at some restaurants located in Collier County. The funny thing is that Eugene Bingham kind of looks like the singer from The Rolling Stones. Police were called after several people complained about how Bingham was acting.

Bingham was charged with disorderly conduct and assault on an officer since he tried resisting arrest when police made contact with him. This probably won't be the last time that this man tries to convince people that he is the actual Mick Jagger.
Florida Man Shoots Another Man Who Was Walking His Dog 'Too Close' To A Golf Course
A Florida man shot another man who was walking his dog by a golf course. Kings Point is a senior citizen community that has a golf course that ended up being the scene where a murder almost took place. Herbert Merritt said that he was walking his dog when Robert Levine came up in his golf cart, claiming that the dog was too close to the golf course.

The two started arguing, and shortly after, Levine produced a firearm and started shooting at Merrit, who ran away immediately. Merrit was struck four times but was able to survive, and Levine was charged with attempted murder.
Florida Man Busted After Masturbating Inside A Miami Beach Starbucks
A Florida man was busted after he was caught masturbating inside a Miami Beach Starbucks. This incident occurred in March and involved Blake Reign, who was the 27-year-old that was caught in the act. Several people reported that Reign was inside the Starbucks, masturbating in the corner several times, which led to the police being called.

Not too long after, Reign was arrested by the police, who charged him with lewd and lascivious behavior and resisting an officer while being arrested. It is a good thing that the police caught this guy as nobody wants this creep on the streets.
Florida Man Arrested for Trying to 'Cut the Gay' Out of His Brother
A Florida man was arrested for trying to 'cut the gay' out of his brother and now faces life in prison because of his actions. David Martinez prevented his brother from leaving the house and threatened that he would stab him with a knife if he tried to escape. Martinez's brother proceeded to call 9-1-1 and was able to get a hold of the police, who showed up not too long after and arrested David.

David told police that he was trying to 'cut the gay' out of his brother and was charged with multiple felonies, which would leave him in prison for a while.
Florida Man Arrested For Trying To Steal Jet Ski That Wouldn't Start
A Florida man was arrested for trying to steal a jet ski that wouldn't start, and police had to use a family's boat to detain the man. The 48-year-old Florida man tried stealing a jet ski that just wouldn't start and was a sitting duck for police to pick up.

Since the officers didn't have a police boat in the area, they asked a family if they could use their boat in order to detain the suspect that tried to steal someone's jet ski. The family gladly obliged, and the older man was arrested and charged with grand theft auto.
Florida Man Says He’s ‘High And Happy’ During DUI Traffic Stop
This has to be one of the funniest Florida man headlines of 2022 as this man went through a DUI checkpoint and told police officers that he was 'high and happy.' Police officers knew immediately that this man was under the influence as the look on his face said it all. Theodore John Evans, the 51-year-old, was quite proud that he told police officers that he was feeling good.

Evans was tested for what kind of substances he was on, and they found out that he was both high on marijuana and drunk. Police officers must have been laughing when they saw this guy's face.
I hope that you enjoyed the wildest Florida man headlines of 2022; there is bound to be more; just give it time.